Everybody Please Relax - My Brain Is Full
I’m One Notification Away From Screaming! It’s getting ridiculous. One more notification, one more message, and I might actually relocate to a village with no network. And the worst part? I need the internet to survive. So I’m stuck here. Online. Forever. It feels like every corner of life is trying to get my attention at the same time. Even silence is making noise. Everything is demanding something, and none of it is small. Everyday feels like someone is adding one extra task, one extra notification, one extra expectation. At this point, it feels like the entire planet is overstimulated. Everyone is fighting for five minutes of peace like it’s a ticket to paradise. Notifications are basically jump scares. Emails should come with a warning label. And social media? That’s a full-blown carnival with no closing hours. People are supposed to “stay informed,” but no one specifies what exactly they’re supposed to be informed about. Half the updates have nothing to do with their actual lives....