KPI Doesn't Care It's Flooding.
Hey, you. It's Monday morning. It's 7:13am and it is raining in Lagos the way Lagos rain has no business raining; especially because of the kinds of atrocities you guys are committing in this city. The sky has a personal grievance with us all and has waited specifically for today, for this commute, for the exact moment you stepped outside. Your shoe is already slightly wet. You haven't even gotten to work yet and something has already been taken from you. Then you're in the car, in thick traffic on 3rd mainland bridge, and your brain has already started doing the thing it does every Monday - calculation. Rent. Electricity bill. Internet. Fuel. Food. The thing your mom mentioned last week. The goal you set in January that looked possible but the chances are getting bleaker by the day. You're doing math you didn't sign up to do early in the morning, in someone else's car, in the rain. There's a version of adulthood that was sold to us. Go to schoo...